We had a costume contest at work on Halloween! These two women (Warren Jeff's polygamist wives) beat MY FABULOUS costume by TWO VOTES! They were pretty dang hideous I must say!
I talked like Sarah Palin all day in my best Alaskan accent! I even winked at complete strangers and told them how cute they were in my Alaskan/Canadian accent! Clients were taking pictures and old ladies would come up to me and compliment my beautiful American flag broach (courtesy of Linda Allen, Steve's coolest Aunt!)
This army girl told me that... and I quote-" Sarah, you have my vote all the way!" Now dog gonnit, I should have won!
Ryann the robot had my vote for the funniest costume too, but thanks to the dang polygamist wives and Keith (who dressed up as Warren Jeff's in a striped prison costume) beat me by two votes! So close!
I had to do my famous gun pose with Steven Paul. His costume really frightened me, but I knew with my sweet moose hunting skills, I didn't have anything to be afraid of! Wink wink. I guess I will just have to send in a video to SNL to show them that I could blow the socks off of Tina Fey imitating Sarah Palin!